RELIGION advice, I'm a church going man!?

I've realized lately, with the help of good friends, that I need God in my life. Lately I've been living a sinful life, I just want forgiveness and to get Jesus into my heart so I recently decided to start going to church again. To my surprise when I entered the church they were aborting babies and eating the aborted fetus's right in front of the congregation... They then picked up their bibles and had their slaves start to fight in the traditional slave fighting pit in the middle of the church with weapons they hid inside the bible. To make matters worse there were Mexicans in the church, and they didn't take part in the after fights where all the males took off their belts and beat the women and children into submission. Why didn't the Mexican take part? This is why we should deport all the illegals.